Southend United : Club Background

Roots Hall is rather a mish mash of buildings in different styles. This is the East Stand from the outside.

The early years of football in Southend (or Southend-on-Sea as the more pretentious residents prefer to term it) involved a plethora of amateur teams, and it wasn’t until 1906, out of a whole series of political battles between various factions, that a professional club – Southend United – was formed. The new club applied for and was admitted into the Southern League.

In 1920 Southend became a founder member of Division Three, which was expanded and split into North/South the following season, United finishing bottom and requiring the first of only three re-elections in their history. Neither however were they troubling the other end of the table. For year after year Southend were almost unremittingly mid-table. When regionalisation ended in 1958 the Shrimpers were one of only six clubs ever present since the formation of Divison Three South, and had a good enough record to get a place in Division 3 rather than the newly created Division 4. There they remained, once again mostly mid-table, until 1966 which saw the club’s first ever relegation.

Slightly more interesting view of the East Stand from the pitch side.

As if to counter their previous rather humdrum existence Southend became something of a yo-yo club in the Seventies and Eighties, regularly switching between the two lower divisions. On one of these occasions, 1980-81, they won their only Championship in the Football League to that date.

The mid-Eighties was a dark period for the club when local businessman Anton Johnson took control. His reign ended with financial chaos, ‘missing’ funds, arrest, and sanctions for breaking League regulations. From this unpromising position Southend rebuilt, and under the second of three spells with David Webb in the driving seat moved up to Division 2 for the first time in their history in 1991. The renumbering of the Divisions to accommodate the creation of the Premiership meant Southend then became a Division 1 club, a status they held on to for five seasons.

The West Stand, which is opposite the East Stand would you believe.

The mid-Nineties saw it all fall apart again as the Shrimpers suffered two successive relegations, and looked for a while as if they were going straight through Division 3 into Non-league the year after that. They eventually bottomed out in 18th. Managers have regularly come and gone since, including Mr David Webb for that third spell, taken from Yeovil Town, and for six seasons Southend United were back in territory familiar from their past – consistently mid-table.

The two tier South Stand which is the home end.

In 2004-05 new manager Steve Tilson began putting things together and Southend had their best season for years. It was nip and tuck at the top throughout the campaign and the penultimate game of the season with Yeovil Town was virtually an automatic promotion decider. Yeovil emerged victorious at Roots Hall, but such was the generosity of spirit to that defeat there can’t have been many Glovers who weren’t rooting for the Shrimpers as they marched through the play-offs. A year later and more glory for Tilson and Co as they leapt straight into the Championship – something that left the bookies very flat-footed indeed.

The Championship was a bit of a nasty jolt to the system – perhaps the rise of the Shrimpers had been too much too soon. Their stay was merely one season, although they nearly managed survival which would have been an incredible achievement. To their credit, the club did not seek to blame the manager for this apparent ‘failure’ – in fact they responded by extending Tilson’s contract. Southend accepted relegation with grace (and doubtless after 46 games worth of a great experience rubbing shoulders with the big boys). Their approach to their relegation position in 2006-07 saw far less mud-slinging and finger-pointing than is common at most clubs, and probably because of that, there remained a lot of very familiar (and now experienced) players in Southend’s line-up. And of course they still had Tilson at the helm. The end result was that the Shrimpers had a second go to grab a Championship spot in 2007-08, through the play-offs. However a 0-0 at home to Doncaster Rovers was followed by ‘one of those evenings’: the Shrimpers being caned 5-1 in the second leg.

In 2008-09 Southend finished a healthy 8th, though chairman Ron Martin felt obliged to issue a vote of confidence in Tilson along the way. It was around this time that some cracks started to appear in the Southend structures, with the rumour mill working overtime. Chairman Martin appeared in denial for much of the season, abusing the local press and any one else asserting that the finances were in a desperate state. Eventually the truth emerged, as winding up orders and the PFA stepping in to meet players wages could no longer be hidden. Former Glovers boss David Webb was brought back in, for a vaguely defined ‘over-seeing’ role.

Southend’s financial turmoil was still causing them problems in the summer of 2010 when they dropped out of League One. Suffering delays in paying players wages, under a transfer embargo, and with a winding up order due that summer due to non-payment of tax debts, you’d think that any rational Chairman would pat his manager on the back, apologise for the appalling circumstances that he was having to deal with, and to give him support. Instead Tilson, who had achieved back-to-back promotions for the Shrimpers earlier in his reign, was put on gardening leave, thus increasing Southend’s creditors list.

In his place, Paul Sturrock was appointed, and he lasted just under three years, despite a hellish start that saw him have to register 17 players on the opening day of the 2010-11 season, after the Football League reluctantly lifted their transfer embargo to allow them to start the campaign. Sturrock managed a relatively decent 13th position, and followed that up with a 4th place in 2011-12, only to fall in the play-off semi-finals to the eventually promoted Crewe Alexandra.

In 2012-13, Sturrock began the season again under a transfer embargo yet again – surprisingly he still managed to take them to the Football League Trophy Final … before Chairman Martin fired him because he wasn’t happy with their league position just outside the play-offs. In came Phil Brown who saw out the tail end of the season trying to deal with the ever-lasting shambles around Roots Hall, while Martin had the cheek to ask the sacked Sturrock to actually manage the side at Wembley for him. Unsurprisingly Sturrock told him to ‘do one’, and watched the Shrimpers lose 2-0 from the stands, to Crewe Alexandra again.

Brown was soon faced with yet another transfer embargo as the 2013-14 season began with more winding up orders from HMRC in the High Courts. Brown got them up into League One through the 2014-15 play-offs, beating Wycombe Wanderers 7-6 on penalties. In the 2018-19 campaign Southend only stayed up on goal difference and Brown must have known the execution gun was loaded, just a question of when it would be fired. That moment came a few months in to the next season, and Sol Campbell came in as the new manager in October. Yet again there were winding up orders, players and staff not being paid and the club under embargo that dominated the whole season. Campbell’s side ended the season on 19 points (but not actually bottom as Bolton Wanderers had had 12 points deducted) and were relegated to League Two.

As soon as the season was over Martin attempted to force the whole team into furlough without their consent, which wasn’t legal and the players refused. Campbell and his three assistants all departed by ‘mutual consent’. Mark Molesley, formerly manager at W*ymouth, was brought in.

Meanwhile Martin found some money from somewhere after ten months of stalling in the courts and paid off £493,931 owed to HMRC in October 2020. Molesley’s appointment was not a great success  – one can take a man out of Weymouth but not Weymouth out of a man – the main surprise being he wasn’t sacked until April, when with a record of W8 D12 L20 the Shrimpers were deep in the relegation mire. Phil Brown was brought back on a temporary contract, but with just six matches to go he failed to get them out of the mess and a second relegation in two years saw Southend United lose their Football League status after 101 years.

Despite the relegation Martin gave Brown a two year contract in May 2021 with the obvious brief of getting the club back into the Football League. Life in the National League did not start well, and Brown clearly knew the writing was on the wall – in fact seemed almost to be courting dismissal, talking the crisis up. On 20th September he described Southend as being “in a chasm, it’s massive”. And a fortnight later that the club was “facing oblivion”. After losing at home to Chesterfield 0-4 on October 9th, a match held up for 14 minutes by fans protesting on the pitch – more against owner Ron Martin than manager Phil Brown it’s only fair to note – the club found itself in 20th place having won two and drawn two of its first ten games. Brown was sacked within minutes of the final whistle leaving the Shrimpers seeking their seventh manager in four years.
A former player, Kevin Mayer, was brought in as Head Coach. The Stan Collymore saga, which was running throughout most of 2021, is too bizarre to try to make head or tail of. Suffice it to say he is now supposedly “Senior Football Strategist” – whatever that means. As for the New Stadium at Fossetts Farm saga, that’s been running over fifteen years and it would take an article twice as long as this one to even scratch the surface of all the machinations and dubious dealings which have been going on with that. Oh, and to no one’s surprise, Southend was back in court again, and with another transfer embargo imposed, before Christmas; though it appears to have been lifted in the New Year just before we’re due to meet them.

Southend United: We’ve Met Before

Previous Results for Yeovil Town First Team vs Southend United

15/11/1958 Away FAC1 D 0-0 15296
20/11/1958 Home FAC1R W 1-0 7700 Dennis
16/11/1963 Home FAC1 W 1-0 7638 Foley
11/12/1982 Away FAC2 L 0-3 4554
05/08/2001 Home Frnd L 0-3 1352
15/11/2003 Home DIV3 W 4-0 5248 Elam 33, Way 40, Johnson 43, 56
24/04/2004 Away DIV3 W 2-0 5676 D Rodrigues 21, 32
20/11/2004 Home EFL2 W 3-1 5839 Jevons 43, Guyett 83, Tarachulski 85
30/04/2005 Away EFL2 W 1-0 11735 Jevons 83
27/09/2005 Away EFL1 L 1-4 6654 Jevons 45
04/02/2006 Home EFL1 L 0-2 6289
12/01/2008 Away EFL1 D 1-1 7352 Owusu 71
23/02/2008 Home EFL1 L 0-3 4820
04/10/2008 Home EFL1 L 1-2 4008 Schofield 88
24/01/2009 Away EFL1 W 1-0 6409 Brown 6
14/11/2009 Home EFL1 W 1-0 3906 Bowditch 76
03/04/2010 Away EFL1 D 0-0 6854
06/08/2013 Away EFLC1 W 1-0 2971 Dawson 36
04/11/2017 Home FAC1 W 1-0 2079 Khan 29
11/01/2022 Away NLP
26/03/2022 Home NLP

Results Summary For Yeovil Town First Team vs Southend United

Home Away Overall
W D L F A W D L F A W D L F A
6 0 4 12 11 4 3 2 7 8 10 3 6 19 19

Southend United: Club Statistics

RECENT RESULTS

07/12/2021 Maidenhead United Home NLP D 1-1 4928 Murphy 45
11/12/2021 Notts County Away NLP L 1-4 6206 Dalby 10
18/12/2021 Dorking Wanderers Home FAT3 W 2-1 1728 Dalby 41, Dennis 74
26/12/2021 Bromley Away NLP D 1-1 3759 Dennis 67
08/01/2022 Weymouth Away NLP W 1-0 1335 Dennis 5

 

ATTENDANCE STATISTICS

Highest League Attendance: 6036
Lowest League Attendance: 3342
Average League Attendance: 5054

CURRENT LEAGUE SEQUENCE STATISTICS

Games Without A Win: 0 Games Without A Home Win: 2
Games Without An Away Win: 0 Games Without Defeat: 2
Games Without A Home Defeat: 1 Games Without An Away Defeat: 2
Games Without A Draw: 1 Games Without A Score Draw: 1
Games Without A No-Score Draw: 17 Games Without Scoring: 0
Games Without Conceding: 1 Home Results Sequence: WLD
Away Results Sequence: LLLWLDW Overall Results Sequence: LLWLLWDLDW

Southend United: Club Information

Roots Hall Stadium
Victoria Avenue
Southend-on-Sea
Essex
SS2 6NQ
(Click for map)
Telephone Number : 01702 304050
Fax : 01702 304120
Emailinfo@southendunited.co.uk

 

Chairman : Ron Martin
CEO : Tom Lawrence
Ticket Office Manager : Jordan Groom
Media Manager : Matt Mundy
Manager : Kevin Maher

Capacity : 12,260
Seated : All-seated
Covered Terrace : n/a

Record Attendance : 31,033 v Liverpool, FA Cup 3rd Round, 10th January 1979
(All-seater record: 11,735 v Yeovil Town, League Two, 30th April 2005…….only come to watch etc.)
Colours : shirt navy blue with white sleeves and trim; shorts navy blue; socks white.
Nickname : Shrimpers; The Blues.

Ticket Prices : Away fans are housed in the (Solopress) North Bank Stand. The prices listed below are for tickets bought in advance. Add £2.00 to all listings for tickets bought on matchday.

Adult: £18. Senior (60+): £13. Young Adult (17-23): £13. Disabled/Emergency Services/Full-time Student (all with relevant valid ID): £13. Junior (9-16): £8. Child (8 and under): £3.
Mysteriously (or maybe not so mysteriously!) while ticket sales for home fans have been available through the on-line portal at the above prices since before Christmas the away section has remained “unavailable”. There appears little doubt this is a deliberate ploy by Southend United to force away fans into paying the £2.00 extra surcharge. Whether this egregious dirty little trick is against the letter of the ‘fair pricing for home and away fans’ code it is certainly against its spirit. Matchday pricing is:

Adult: £20. Senior (60+): £15. Young Adult (17-23): £15. Disabled/Emergency Services/Full-time Student (all with relevant valid ID): £15. Junior (9-16): £10. Child (8 and under): £5.

As an additional insult the two pounds extra gives access to some of the most cramped unpleasant bolted-on-to-terrace seating available anywhere.

The ticket office is close to the club shop near the main entrance into the Roots Hall site off Victoria Avenue. Word is it now accepts both cash and card payment. It remains open until 7.45 p.m. (allegedly) for evening kick-offs though you may not wish to cut things that fine. Once got a ticket it’s decision time: do you take a risk and cut across the car park hoping the steel gates that shut off the away end are open (they were once on one of my trips), which will be 150 yards; or admit the likelihood they will be closed, exit the site back onto Victoria Avenue, left along Fairfax Drive, and then back into the site and the away turnstiles (13-16) from there, which will be about 500 yards.  Note that the stadium has electronic ticket readers installed so try to keep your ticket relatively uncreased.

Disabled Info: Registered disabled supporters, upon confirmation of status*, are eligible to receive a concessionary ticket for entry to the stadium, and their carers (who must be responsible adults) will be issued with a complimentary ticket.

There are 20 wheelchair spaces for home and away supporters in the rear of the (Paul Robinson Solicitors) West Stand which does mean that there is some restricted viewing at times. The carers seats are alongside the wheelchair spaces and the whole area is under cover.

There is an adapted disabled toilet at the back of the (Paul Robinson Solicitors) West Stand which has been fitted with a Radar lock so that it can be for the exclusive use of disabled supporters. There is also a disabled toilet in the (MidexPRO) East Stand on the level below the adapted executive box, with access via the lift.

There are three designated disabled spaces for blue badge holders (but extra spaces may be made available subject to availability) in the main Roots Hall car park behind the (MidexPRO) East Stand.

(* Confirmation of status will be the production of evidence showing a disability living allowance at a high level of care. )

Programme: £3.00


Official Away Travel

The Green & White Supporters’ Club is running away travel to Southend United on Tuesday, 11th January 2022.

Details are as follows:

Members: Adults £32, Concessions £30
Non-Members: Adults £34, Concessions £32
Coach departs Huish Park: 1.00 p.m.

To book, call Paul Hadlow on 07736 044570 or email him on paulhadlow@outlook.com.

If you are getting in touch by email, please make it clear which match you are booking for and that you give your full name, the names of people that are travelling and a contact telephone number.

You may be asked to pay a £5 deposit to reserve your seat.


Southend United: Directions To The Ground

The North Stand, which is the away end.

General

Bit of a mare this one. The A303 will probably be crawling as usual (enjoy the experience we exiles have been suffering every fortnight for years all you local residents); the M3 busy; the M25 a nightmare; come off at Junction 29, and then it’s a real drag for 20 miles along the A127. 20 miles? Is that all? Do it in half an hour and thank the Lord, 45 minutes is more likely.

By Road

Continue along the A127 until meeting a roundabout with a Tesco store and the Strawberry Fields pub and Travel Inn. Take the 3rd exit following the signs for ‘Central Southend’. At the next set of traffic lights continue on past The Bell Hotel to the next roundabout. Take the 3rd exit (Victoria Avenue) and continue down the hill to a set of lights. You will be seeing Roots Hall to your right by this time. Turn right at the lights into Fairfax Drive for the away supporters entrance.

Parking

If you’ve used it previously be warned, there is no longer any parking at the ground for supporters except those who have bought a Season Parking Ticket. Southend Civic Centre, which is on Victoria Avenue, has two car parks – East (136 spaces) and North (85 spaces) – off Carnarvon Road. These are free after 6.00 p.m. with the walk to the stadium being 10 minutes. The club plugs Southend High School for Boys (which is about 15 minutes walk away) which charges £5.00 for parking on a matchday – though whether this applies to evening fixtures we don’t know. Otherwise begin the search for on-street spaces.

By Rail

Southend is on two different railway lines. The nearest station to the ground is Prittlewell (the Liverpool Street line out of London, Greater Anglia trains, terminus Southend Victoria) – generally three trains an hour with a journey time of 56 minutes.

From Prittlewell leave the station by the set of steps at the very end of the platform. Walk along Station Approach until a reach multi-road junction (by The Railway Tavern, see pubs below). Go right, along St Benets Road, then first left along St Mary’s Road. At the end of St Mary’s turn right onto Victoria Avenue and you’ll find the main entrance to Roots Hall (and the ticket office) about fifty yards along on the opposite side of the road. Total distance and time a third of a mile so just over five minutes.

If you fancy seeing Southend’s er Golden Mile (ahem) or the pier, then take the line from Fenchurch Street (usually platforms 1 or 3) which trundles along the Thames estuary to Southend Central (terminus is at Shoeburyness) on C2C trains. Journey time is between about 55 minutes and 80 minutes depending on the number of stops, with up to seven trains an hour at peak times dropping to four an hour during other parts of the day.

To reach the ground, head up the pedestrianised High Street (away from the seafront) to a new Odeon complex. Walk past the Odeon to the right, cross the dual-carriageway and head down Victoria Avenue, with Roots Hall off to the left (total walk 1.1 miles so around 20 minutes). There is probably a bus, if you can work it out.

By Bus

There are buses in Southend – from ArrivaFirst Buses and Stephensons. We tried the council site’s feature on bus services in its Public Transport section in earlier years, and found it incomprehensible to anyone not born and bred in Southend – and possibly to them as well. Anyway, not to worry, as they shut it down last year. The nearest bus stop to Roots Hall appears to be outside the Blue Boar (see pubs, below).

By Air

Southend Airport is only 1.7 miles from Roots Hall so those with access to private planes or helicopters are well served on this trip.

Taxis

A selection of Southend-on-Sea taxi companies can be found here.


Web Sites

Shrimpers Trust
Unsurprisingly, given their owner and chairman’s activities, The Shrimpers Trust website is active, busy and a good read as well as containing all the info Trust members would require.

Southend United Official.

The Blue Voice
Started up as a Southend United social networking site in 2007 it seems to have run out of steam several years ago.

Web Message Boards

Shrimper Zone
Independent message board. With nine sub forums, this was always the main and busiest on-line voice for Southend fans over the years and seems to have outlasted the alternative forums. Over two million posts since it started 21 years ago.

Local Press

Basildon, Canvey & Southend Echo
Dedicated section on Southend United from the Echo: The Blues. Has a better record than much local press these days at challenging and calling out what’s going on at the club rather than merely copying and pasting anodyne official press releases.


Southend United : Food & Drink

The Far Post is for home supporters but nearby Shrimpers bar reportedly still allows visiting fans.

This has often been a cracking day out across the years. On our first two league visits we had this match as our final away game of the season and there was glorious sunshine, excellent beer and victories to boot. In fact so good that one particular Ciderspace co-editor got himself home at 2.00 a.m. on one occasion and could only partly blame that on the incompetence of the train services. Then the soddin’ fixture computer decided to spoil all with a couple of cold damp rainy days in January – and that’s what we have again this time (well would have been a cold damp rainy day in December but for the postponement). Inevitably any seaside resort is going to look far better in summery weather than in the winter gloom.

Club Bar

There are five or six bars around the ground but the only one we’re aware of that has admitted away fans in the past is Shrimpers which was run by The Shrimpers Trust and to be found at the south end of the East Stand. Given the Trust’s relationship with club owner and chairman Ron Martin has long been fairly fraught, and judging from Trust statements appears to have broken down completely in recent times, it seems doubtful it will have continued to be allowed to do so. The Fans Guide on Southend’s Official Site suggests this bar does allow visiting fans (though it’s a page that, judging from some other information on there, hasn’t been updated for at least several years). However other sources also suggest Shrimpers still allows away fans. Opens from around 6.00 p.m. for evening matches and has one changing real ale as well as the more standard football stadium fizz.

Local Pubs

As is to be expected in a resort town much of the hospitality provision is along the seafront, and that’s around a mile and half (and upwards) from the stadium. However the area around Roots Hall itself has a plus and a minus in terms of pubs. The plus is that, having been there since 1955, it has a number of pubs near by. The minus is that, during the period we’ve been visiting since 2003 some of these pubs have been intermittently closed (the Golden Lion – below – is one that currently is, and seems unlikely will ever return to being a pub) and/or had changing policies on whether they allow away fans or not.

What’s probably the number one choice near the ground for beer aficionados, West Road Tap, is closed for a winter break from 1st to 25th January. The other micropub in the area, Mile and a Third, doesn’t open Mondays or Tuesdays.

The Blue Boar.

Blue Boar: The very pub where the meeting that formed Southend United was held in 1906. Closed for years it was renovated and reopened at the end of 2002. Only had Tetley and Greene King IPA when we called in – which is why we didn’t bothered to darken its doors again on subsequent visits. ‘No children allowed on matchdays by police order’ – yep, so let’s encourage a family atmosphere shall we Mr. Plod – was a sign up when we passed the next few times. Then it closed again around 2010. Has subsequently reopened, as a smaller venue. Only one Real Ale – so no prizes for guessing what that will be… yep, Doom Bar (though it might possibly have had an alternative cask beer from Laine Brew Co just before Christmas). Apparently it has now been designated “The Away Fans Pub” by the police… which makes one think they haven’t really grasped the concept of what Non-League football is in Southend yet. For me that’s enough to ensure I wouldn’t use it on the principle that I don’t accept officious authority telling me where I can and can’t drink (and I don’t want wretched Doom Bar); but should you be differently minded opening hours are: 2.00 p.m. – 9.00 p.m. Monday; 1.00 p.m. – 11.00 p.m. Tuesday & Wednesday; 12.00 noon – 11.00 p.m. Thursday & Sunday; 12.00 noon – 1.00 a.m. Friday & Saturday. Sports TV. Hundred yards from the ticket office and four to five minutes walk to the away end.
The Blue Boar, 177 Victoria Avenue, Prittlewell, Southend-on-Sea, Essex, SS2 6EL. Tel: 07974 882923. Map: Blue Boar.

 

The Golden Lion was closest pub to the ground but now closed (seemingly permanently).

Golden Lion: Was the closest pub to the stadium main entrance, however… closed, briefly reopened, closed, there was a fire at some point, and now appears to be permanently lost as a pub.

 

Craftwerk Beers: Twelve keg tap (plus canned and bottled options in the fridges) ‘craft’ beer establishment that opened down in central Southend (and pretty convenient for Southend Central Railway Station) in 2019. Food offering is pizzas. Opening: 3.00 p.m. – 11.00 p.m. Tuesday to Thursday, 3.00 p.m. – midnight Friday, noon – midnight Saturday and noon – 11.00 p.m. Sunday. 1.2 miles from the ground, so around a 20 to 25 minute walk or catch one of the buses from the station up Victoria Avenue.
Craftwerk Beers, 14 Alexandra Street, Southend-on-Sea, Essex, SS1 1BU. Tel: 01702 334344. Map: Craftwerk.

Cricketers: Generally has five real ales on, some from smaller local breweries (e.g. Georges, Mighty Oak, Maldons), with an extra hand pump often brought into use when the Shrimpers are at home. Food served lunchtimes Wednesday to Sunday and evenings (up to 9.00 p.m.) Wednesday to Saturday. Opens from 1.00 p.m. weekdays and noon at weekends. Closing times are a bit vague (it has a late music licence) but generally seem to be around midnight or 1.00 a.m. if there’s music on and between 10.00 p.m. and 11.00 p.m. when there isn’t. Click here for website. 0.8 of as mile, so around 15 minutes walk, from the ground.
The Cricketers, 228 London Road, Westcliff-on-Sea, Essex, SS0 7JG. Tel: 01702 345053. Map: Cricketers.

The Last Post – Spoons.

Last Post: Absolutely vast Wetherspoon with two bars in the middle of Southend close by Southend Central railway station (exit on the sea side) and the pier. The usual Doom Bar, Ruddles Best  and Greene King Abbot as regulars plus plenty of guests and two ciders – we found a larger and better range of beers than the average outlet in this chain on our earlier visits. Opening is 7.00 a.m. – midnight Sunday to Thursday and 7.00 a.m. to 1.00 a.m. Friday and Saturday. Children allowed until 9.00 p.m. if having a meal. A 1.1 mile walk to the ground, so around 20 minutes. On one of our previous visits someone had driven a landrover straight through the wall the evening before in an attempt to kill his daughter’s cheating boyfriend. It’s not dull in Southend.
Mostly gets an absolute slating in the reviews, but we’ve always found it OK. One just needs to remember this is a Wetherspoon in a traditional British seaside resort. What a surprise it’s exactly like what one would expect, and not a thatched rustic wayside inn frequented by the waist-coated gentry sipping their mulled wine while discussing share prices and fox hunting.
The Last Post, Weston Road, Southend-on-Sea, Essex, SS1 1AS. Tel: 01702 431682. Map: Last Post.

Olde Trout Tavern: Featuring, but not confined to, Brentwood Brewery beers this pub re-opened in 2017 as an independent free house. Cider is usually Rosie’s Pig by Westons. Food served lunchtimes, noon – 3.00 p.m. Sports TV and darts. Hours: opens 11.00 a.m. every day (except Sunday when it’s 12.00 noon; closing 11.00 p.m. Sunday to Thursday and midnight Friday and Saturday. 0.8 of a mile, so around 15 minutes walk from the stadium.
Olde Trout Tavern, 56 London Road, Southend-on-Sea, Essex, SS1 1XN. Tel: 01702 337000. Map: Olde Trout Tavern.

Railway: Opposite Prittlewell Station and about five minutes walk from the ground. Much improved, and a considerably better reputation than it had at one time. Sports TV, large beer garden, family friendly. Doom Bar is the regular cask beer but some evidence it usually has better options from small independent breweries. Seemingly designated a ‘home pub‘ (see also Blue Boar and Spread Eagle for Southend local officialdom’s officiousness) we’ve no idea if this means you will be actually kicked out if they clock you’re Yeovil. Opening is from 2.00 p.m. – 11.00 p.m. Monday to Thursday, 1.00 p.m. – midnight Friday, noon – midnight Saturday and noon – 11.00 p.m. Sunday.
The Railway, 108 East Street, Prittlewell, Southend-on-Sea, Essex, SS2 6LH. Tel: 01702 616214. Map: Railway.

Spread Eagle – think it’s probably home fans only these days.

Spread Eagle: On the A127 and now the nearest pub to Roots Hall after the demise of the Golden Lion. Number 1 pub for home fans. Away fans used to be admitted, but messages being given out in recent seasons is that this is now a home fans only pub, so if you do want to get in you’d need to cover up any colours. A large bar dominates the centre of the pub with public and saloon sides, which obviously get very busy on match days. Plastic ‘glasses’ on match days, unless you get there early and keep hold of an er, glass glass. There is an extensive paved beer terrace which can act as an overspill in good weather but also doubles as a car park, and a beer garden at the rear. The Real Ale is nothing more interesting than likes of Doom Bar, Bombardier and Greene King IPA, Bombardier. Has a big Sports TV screen in the public bar and a pool table. There was a “No under 16s” sign outside last time walked by but don’t know if that remains the policy. Opening hours: 11.00 a.m. – 11.00 p.m. Monday to Thursday; 11.00 a.m. – 12.30 a.m. Friday & Saturday; noon – 11.00 p.m. Sunday. Fifty yards from the ticket office, four or five minutes from the away end.
Spread Eagle, 267 Victoria Avenue, Prittlewell, Southend-on-Sea, Essex, SS2 6NE. Tel: 01702 213674. Website (coming soon it claims): Click HereMap: Spread Eagle.

 


Likelihood the Natives Will Understand You

Everyone is called Kev, Trev, Barry or Sharon, and they’re all geezas. The local dialect is Estuarine Mockney : Ya frum Yovul Tahn, is ya mate?

Top-Tip : Keep the kids away from the fun fair Adventure Island – it’ll cost you a fortune. I know. It has me. Every time. (Actually, you’re in luck – appears it is closed at the moment.)


Other Points Of Interest

Southend has the longest pleasure pier in the World at 1.34 miles. You can take the pier train to the end, or adopt a plank for £100, should you conceivably wish to do either… but not on a Tuesday as it’s closed. Bad luck.

[No responsibilty is taken for any inaccuracies. This page is entirely the product of bias and prejudice.]