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• Protect Our Identity: Ensure the Ciderspace Fanzone remains fan-backed!
• Hit the £6,000 Target: Unite as a fanbase to secure the official sponsorship for the upcoming season at Huish Park.
• Honour the Legends: Cement the enduring legacy of Badger, Huish Hugh, and Taff at the heart of our club.

Fellow Glovers,

The Fanzone at Huish Park is more than just a place to grab a pre-match pint, it has become the beating heart of a matchday for many supporters. For years, the Ciderspace name has represented the very best of Yeovil Town supporters. It is a name built by fans, for the fans.

The Gloverscast is calling on everyone who bleeds green and white to come together and raise the £6,000 needed to sponsor the Ciderspace Fanzone for the upcoming season.

We firmly believe that the legacy of Badger, Huish Hugh, and Taff should remain at the heart of the fanzone. Their dedication, passion, and spirit are woven into the very fabric of this club and supporters. Their legacy belongs at Huish Park, and it is up to us to keep it there.

This isn’t just about naming rights, it’s about preserving their legacy. Whether you can chip in the price of a pint or make a larger contribution, every single donation gets us closer to our goal. Let’s prove the power of YTFC supporters.

Donate today, share this appeal with every Yeovil supporter you know, and let’s keep it the Ciderspace Fanzone!

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Distant Glover has been treating us to ‘cartoons’ for a few seasons now and always captures the moment wonderfully. Now, he captures the season in his 2025/26 review in true Distant Glover fashion. (This one’s not a cartoon.)

Where we won National League South

In pre-season, it’s revealed that we’re training in South Gloucestershire in order to attract players from Birmingham. Apparently, we just miss out on Jude Bellingham. As the season draws to an end, there are rumours that next season we’ll train just outside Miami. We’ll just miss out on Suarez and Messi, but sign two coaches called Crocket and Tubbs on the basis that they’ll show the squad how to really roll their sleeves up. Also, we’ll head out just before Jed Ward’s loan ends and then hide his passport.

Hallowed turf

For tactical reasons, it was decided to make the pitch smaller and move the goals away from the stands. After a review, it’s been decided for next season to move the goal we’re defending further away from the stands and into the car park.

You say potato

The season begins with reviving the old tradition of our first goal scorer winning a sack of spuds. It takes longer than expected, but does mean there’s one thing off the Sims family Christmas dinner shopping list. Next season, fans are hoping the club can revive another old tradition: the 2003 one of getting into the EFL.

In the middle of our goal

Ten seconds into the first game of the season, keeper Jed Ward becomes the fastest ever winner of Player Of The Year. He celebrates by kicking the ball out for an opposition throw.

Manager part 1

Cooper’s tactic of having a small squad might have worked better if his other tactic hadn’t been getting rid of our best players. According to some sources, he actually sacked himself for not being passive-aggressive enough in post-match interviews.

Invisible ink

Thanks to the new home kit letters and numbers, commentators who aren’t fans spend the season unable to refer to anyone in the squad by name. However, it does stop commentators who are fans from complaining about squad numbers higher than 11. As a season of moaning about a lack of big personalities draws to a close, it becomes clear that actually there were loads of characters in the team all along. It’s just that no-one could see them on the back of the home kit.

Managers part 2 and 4

As a player at Southampton, Richard Dryden was famous for losing cars. As a manager at Yeovil, he was famous for losing other things, including matches and tall tattooed defenders. He even managed to lose another manager between his first and second stints.

Calm

Yeovil fans discover the best method of keeping calm is meditation, and that the key to meditation is having a mantra to repeat over and over again. The mantra is either “Gerrit forward” or “Sign a striker”.

Managers part 3

Danny Webb lasts just one match in charge. Whilst his sudden departure never is fully explained, fans who were there understand that Tamworth away has that effect on people.

Competitive

Staff find one of Mark Cooper’s old notebooks in a cupboard. In it, he appears to base his management style on police interrogation techniques. This finally explains the whole good half, bad half thing.

Manager part 5

Fun fact: since the arrival of Billy Rowley, 86% of Yeovil fans’ favourite metaphor for describing the last few years is “like a rollercoaster”.

Hair Glorious Hair

Club accounts reveal half the club’s budget is being spent on shampoo and conditioner for our magnificently-coiffured squad. Any complaints are quickly forgotten when we win “Non-League Hair Of The Year” award, and attract both Toni and Guy as shirt sponsors for 26/27. Also, we sign Claudia Winkelman.

Liking penalties until Southport

Whilst taking a penalty, Brett McGavin kicks the ball so hard it enters hyperspace. The ball goes clean through the back of the net and travels to another dimension, landing in a seaside resort in a faraway galaxy called Dorset. Its path is halted by the back of an unfortunate steward’s head, prompting him to wave his fist at the sky and shout “Not again!”.

Community

Documents leaked from Somerset Council reveal that the Huish Park rent is funding ambitious plans to twin Yeovil with one of eight Caribbean islands. Councillors are keen to stress that a final decision will only be made after exhaustive due diligence has been completed on all eight islands. Formally.

Clean machine

Photos of a mould-covered Huish Park go viral. Closer inspection reveals the mould is green, and could be in the running for club mascot. Galvanised into action, Jolly Green Giant rents a jet wash and a cherry picker.

Cider apple turnover

Statistics finally prove that the Curse Of The Ex-Glover Scoring Against Us isn’t actually a Curse, but just a Highly Probable Event. This is because 74% of players in the National League have played for us. In the past three seasons.

Make it stop

By March, it feels like the season started around the time King Charles was crowned. By April, it feels like it started when he was beheaded.

You’re in the north

After York make it really hard for them to buy tickets, 209 Yeovil fans get their own back by briefly pretending they’re Rochdale fans in Braintree. That shows ’em.

Finally done

There’s a back-to-school flavour to the end of the season as we finish Mathematically safe, Geographically on the beach, Historically slightly better, Biologically exhausted, Chemically depressed, Physically limping and English Literally hoping the Midsummer Night’s Dream of promotion comes true. (One for the Shakespeare fans: hope we don’t finish Bottom.)

Merch

After the final game of the season, the club shop launches a new deodorant. It’s called Roll On 26-27.

Billy Rowley said his side are ‘limping over the line’ as the Glovers fell to a 3-0 defeat to top of the league York City. A(nother) tap in from Ollie Pearce, a Josh Stones strike and a stoppage time goal from Joe Grey consigned Yeovil to defeat, but was not enough to clinch the League for York as Rochdale grabbed a late winner at Braintree.

Speaking to BBC Somerset’s Josh Perkins, Rowley, who added Terrell Works to Delano McCoy-Splatt to the injury list, said his side didn’t do themselves ‘justice’.

“We’ve lost to potential champions today. You can see that they’re obviously a top team. Every single player – including all subs that came on – are incredible footballers. They can handle the ball, you can’t really get close to them, they just roll you and spin and twist and turn and [are] unbelievably comfortable in possession, really well coached. Some of their timings of movements and stuff are excellent and in order to match that, you have to be the very best version of yourself with all players available,” he said.

“I said it a couple of weeks ago, we’re sort of limping to the line at the minute. We’ve got another injury yesterday in training, Terrell felt his hamstring, had to be left out the squad. We’ve got two young academy boys on the bench. Even Dak, today he was told he could only play like 45, 60 minutes. So look, I’ve got the violin out here a little bit. We’ve been beaten by a far better team, far more equipped to win this division than we are. And rightfully 3-0 winners.

There was a moment before half time where Will Merry could have had a penalty and Rowley – albeit clutching at straws – felt a decision there could have made a difference.

“I think back to just before half-time – I’m clutching a little bit – but Will Merry goes in the box and I think if you’ve got the home advantage there, it’s probably a penalty. So you go in at 1-1 and it’s like, “okay, game on.” But instead, they go down the other end two minutes later and score, and you’re now 2-0 down and it’s game over really. So look, really disappointed. Fantastic place to play football. Didn’t do ourselves justice, but like I say, we’re kind of limping over the line at the minute.”

McCoy-Splatt joined the injury list during the game with a dislocated shoulder, meaning the Glovers boss introduced Jonathan Page earlier than planned, but Rowley though Page did well: “[I] thought he was really good when he came on. He’s a very intelligent footballer. I think him and Brett [McGavin]…[it’s a] shame they haven’t played more together. They’ve got two really good football brains and I think they’ve got a good relationship and understanding of how they see football. So [we] could probably play some nice stuff with them in the team and it’s not been a lot of minutes we’ve had them on the pitch together. Pagey got us in a couple of times, some decent balls over the top. It’s nice to see him back out there.”

That was Yeovil’s final away trip of the season, with next week’s match at Huish against Solihull the last in what has felt like a long season, and Rowley said he’s learned a lot.

Yeah, [I’m] pretty exhausted. It’s been really tough. Coming in in the winter time where it’s, 4°C outside [and the] pitches aren’t amazing, you’re trying to implement new ideas and new styles every day. We then hit a spell in the season where we were doing well in the Trophy and we were just playing every three or four days, so we didn’t have a chance to train loads. I’ve learned loads about the league, about what it takes to win at places like this. So it’s been an incredible experience for me and I’ll definitely be starting next season a lot stronger for it.”